After missing a traveling circus in September and a county fair a couple of weeks ago and feeling unreasonably sad about it, I made for damn sure we got to Elberton for the 10-county fair last weekend. This was no sizable South Carolina State Fair, but most of the rides seemed transported from the SC fairgrounds of 1980; there was a rusty old Scrambler, the Himalaya rocking Aerosmith (Eloise was mesmerized by this ride, which was my most favorite when I was about 11), the Ring of Fire, the Zipper.
And most notably for this sucker, overpriced carnival food: corndogs, vinegar fries, funnel cakes (or as I know them, elephant ears), cotton candy. We ran out of money before I could sample one of these caramel apple beauties.
The lamest thing about the fair was, in fact, how freaking expensive it was; $58 (yes, I was totally naive in thinking this would be plenty enough for 2 kids, 2 adults) got us 3 kiddie rides and some fair food…. no balloon darts, no Ferris wheel, no candy apples. But 2 hours went by fast and the kids were fair crazy and needed a long drive down some country roads to chill out, so we left happy and full of it. It was dusk, which in retrospect is more like the best time to arrive at the fair. Fair in broad daylight is grungy and you miss the magical lights. And the mustachioed women and meth-addled freaks aren’t so visible at night. Plus we missed the pig races.
Jack rode the motorcycles twice, but I think his friend Basil’s face expresses the moment best (you can see Jack pulling up the rear, seriously riding that bike)….















